The Gift That Keeps on Complaining: Official Honolulu Blue Anxiety Kit

HONOLULU BLUE ANXIETY KIT

First deliveries will be shipped out December 1st, 2026. If you choose to subscribe to our monthly offering this will be the first box delivered with rotating boxes, and themes over the next 6 or 12 months. 

Inside, you'll find:

• Fourth Quarter Anxiety: Lavender-scented calm for when the offense decides a perfectly manageable situation needs to become a medical emergency. Wax color is blue. Candle wax dye used. No artificial coloring or chemicals.

• I Survived the Rebuild: A sticker for everyone who remembers when simply winning a few games felt like a championship.

• Congratulations. You're Allowed To Have Expectations Now Letter. Funny satirical letter written to Lions fans who know how stressful it can be to watch the Lions every Sunday.

• Light One Before the Fourth: Matches for those moments when the defensive coordinator, the play caller, and your blood pressure all need a minute.

• Fourth and One: Two Luxury Beeswax Taper Candles. Will be a variety of scents.

Light the candle. Take a breath. Maybe don't throw the remote.

And remember: having expectations is a privilege. Complaining about those expectations is a Detroit tradition.

Here's to a defense that covers somebody, a trade deadline that involves actual trades, fourth-down decisions that don't require a cardiologist, and a front office that remembers the goal is to win football games.

May your coverage be tight, your pass rush arrive on time, and your Sundays require significantly less lavender.

With optimism, frustration, and absolutely no patience for another season of almost,

Foundry 1701
Detroit, Michigan

An independently created Detroit football fan gift. Not affiliated with any professional football team or league.