{"product_id":"the-gift-that-keeps-on-complaining-official-honolulu-blue-anxiety-kit","title":"The Gift That Keeps on Complaining: Official Honolulu Blue Anxiety Kit","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHONOLULU BLUE ANXIETY KIT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFirst deliveries will be shipped out December 1st, 2026. If you choose to subscribe to our monthly offering this will be the first box delivered with rotating boxes, and themes over the next 6 or 12 months. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside, you'll find:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFourth Quarter Anxiety:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Lavender-scented calm for when the offense decides a perfectly manageable situation needs to become a medical emergency. Wax color is blue. Candle wax dye used. No artificial coloring or chemicals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Survived the Rebuild:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A sticker for everyone who remembers when simply winning a few games felt like a championship.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCongratulations. You're Allowed To Have Expectations Now Letter\u003c\/strong\u003e. Funny satirical letter written to Lions fans who know how stressful it can be to watch the Lions every Sunday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight One Before the Fourth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Matches for those moments when the defensive coordinator, the play caller, and your blood pressure all need a minute.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFourth and One: \u003c\/strong\u003eTwo Luxury Beeswax Taper Candles. Will be a variety of scents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight the candle. Take a breath. Maybe don't throw the remote.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd remember: having expectations is a privilege. Complaining about those expectations is a Detroit tradition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHere's to a defense that covers somebody, a trade deadline that involves actual trades, fourth-down decisions that don't require a cardiologist, and a front office that remembers the goal is to win football games.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay your coverage be tight, your pass rush arrive on time, and your Sundays require significantly less lavender.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith optimism, frustration, and absolutely no patience for another season of almost,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFoundry 1701\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetroit, Michigan\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn independently created Detroit football fan gift. Not affiliated with any professional football team or league.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Foundry 1701","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67917228179509,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/8697\/3749\/files\/Foundry_1701_Candle_Gift_Box.png?v=1793998143","url":"https:\/\/foundry1701.store\/products\/the-gift-that-keeps-on-complaining-official-honolulu-blue-anxiety-kit","provider":"Foundry 1701","version":"1.0","type":"link"}