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The print sits centered and bold without shouting, so it reads like a private joke you share with fellow backyard chicken keepers, small-farm friends, or anyone who loves tongue-in-cheek farm humor. Comfortable, breathable, and subtly weathered-looking, this shirt feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and stabilized seams.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — soft, breathable everyday comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to stabilize shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed details: bold chest graphic with DTF sleeve\/neck printing options\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors 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